This is your mother speaking.
Have I told you recently what a wonderful kid you are?How blessed I am to have you? How much joy you bring to your family and friends?
Good, because tonight I have to put on my other mother hat and give you some of that sage advice for which mothers/fathers are well known. You know the kind of thing:
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Never eat yellow snow.
Don't cross your eyes in case the wind changes.
and the ubiquitous
Always wear clean knickers in case you are hit by a bus.
Yes, tonight I am going to give you some advice regarding cooking (a rare gem indeed).
Are you ready?
You will thank me for this in later life.
When making a marbled chocolate cake for your friend's birthday, if the recipe calls for vegetable oil, avoid using this.
Unless you are after that herbal, hippie flavour.
Never mind, I am sure she will love it anyway.
7 comments:
Oh my goodness... That is so funny.
Have you ever heard of "special brownies?" They are brownies that druggies sometimes make with marijuana in them or other greens. hahaha. That what this remind me of; "special brownies." ha ha ha.
Ahhh, what a fortunate girl BA is to have a mother that shares such sage advice - or should that be "basil advice." HAHAHA!
Oh dear- that will be quite the cake!
Elisa
tee hee!
sorry BA, but it is rather amusing!
Christina: very good! hahahha
Aw. I think her gifts probably lie elsewhere.
Ha ha ha! I think that we have all done something like that at one point...I am just lucky that the internet wasn't around when I was a teenager!
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