Words of Wisdom

Youth is wasted on the young.

Wednesday 2 September 2009

But I Thought It Looked Lovely

Himself: " Your Annie will definitely look smaller in a large print fabric."
Me: "I wish you had told me that before I MADE this *%$*ing thing."
H:"I did tell you. I said that the dark fabric would make her look bigger and that she would be better in a large stripe or polka dot."
M:"But I don't have any stripe or polka dot material!"
H:"Ah yes, well that's not my problem. I did warn you though...your well developed Annie needs to be in a large print fabric. It will make her appear smaller."
M:"At this point in time I don't care if she appears buck naked."
H:"Well, THAT would be a novel idea. 'Annie:The Naked Edition'. Hmmmm You might have to book a bigger theatre."
H:"You realise you are not being helpful here......."

4 comments:

Maggie said...

Ha!

Naked Annie....now that is QUITE the thought...

Blueberry said...

ah ha ha ha!

Jill said...

Very funny! Now does he actually have experience with the whole pattern thing? Valid advice?

A Free Man said...

I would like to answer Jill's question - yes. Valid. He's quite the visual fellow, isn't he?