Himself: " Your Annie will definitely look smaller in a large print fabric."
Me: "I wish you had told me that before I MADE this *%$*ing thing."
H:"I did tell you. I said that the dark fabric would make her look bigger and that she would be better in a large stripe or polka dot."
M:"But I don't have any stripe or polka dot material!"
H:"Ah yes, well that's not my problem. I did warn you though...your well developed Annie needs to be in a large print fabric. It will make her appear smaller."
M:"At this point in time I don't care if she appears buck naked."
H:"Well, THAT would be a novel idea. 'Annie:The Naked Edition'. Hmmmm You might have to book a bigger theatre."
H:"You realise you are not being helpful here......."