Himself: " Your Annie will definitely look smaller in a large print fabric."
Me: "I wish you had told me that before I MADE this *%$*ing thing."
H:"I did tell you. I said that the dark fabric would make her look bigger and that she would be better in a large stripe or polka dot."
M:"But I don't have any stripe or polka dot material!"
H:"Ah yes, well that's not my problem. I did warn you though...your well developed Annie needs to be in a large print fabric. It will make her appear smaller."
M:"At this point in time I don't care if she appears buck naked."
H:"Well, THAT would be a novel idea. 'Annie:The Naked Edition'. Hmmmm You might have to book a bigger theatre."
H:"You realise you are not being helpful here......."
4 comments:
Ha!
Naked Annie....now that is QUITE the thought...
ah ha ha ha!
Very funny! Now does he actually have experience with the whole pattern thing? Valid advice?
I would like to answer Jill's question - yes. Valid. He's quite the visual fellow, isn't he?
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