The scene is church last Sunday morning. I am doing my twice monthly 'Kidspot' in the service. The reading for the week was about the Hebrews worshipping a golden calf and forgetting about God. I had decided to run my little interactive segment as a mock 'game show'.
Me: Good morning everyone! Welcome to 'Decisions, Decisions' the exciting game show where you get to win great prizes depending on the decision you make! Now firstly I need a contestant.....Ah yes, young man, and what is you name?
James: James
Me: Alright James, are you ready to play? Well then, here is your dilemma:
You are trapped an airtight bank vault.
With you in this vault, you may have one of two objects: Object A is a mobile phone; a very expensive mobile phone with internet connectivity and a qwerty keyboard, or you could have Object B which is a Mystery Box! Now here is Object B; you can hold the box if you like and get a feel for what might be in there....
(James 'hefts' the obviously empty box)
Me: Alright James. What's it going to be, the mobile phone or the mystery box to help you
escape from the locked bank vault????? I'll give you five seconds thinking time....
Well, James didn't need any thinking time. He practically ate the microphone as he replied without hesitation:
James: The mobile phone!
Me: Ah hah! And WHY would you choose the mobile phone?
James: Because I could log onto the internet, create a web page and let people know I needed rescuing!
....was NOT the answer I was expecting! What ever happened to phoning the police?????????
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For those of you who are interested in the 'point' of my little scenario, the mobile phone was of course the wrong choice........because it was broken! Expensive, impressive to look at but useless. The empty box on the other hand held fresh air which you would need to sustain you for those last 30 secs as the fire brigade were cutting through the door with their oxy torches :-D. Can't be seen but meets your needs.
And if you can't see the connection to the golden calf in that you're going to have to come to Kidszone to find out!
3 comments:
Too funny! Kids and their technology! I don't they use phones as phones anymore ;)
Yeah I was thinking, "Call my mom!" The golden calf reference was totally evident. But how do you keep all that fresh air from just escaping into the vault? You'd have to like, just open it a little and stick your nose right in there.
Were you teaching physics or religion? Obviously a mobile phone won't work in a bank vault, and the Mystery Box contained Schrodinger's Cat. And maybe a bit of air, depending on its quantum state.
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