Arizaphale: Rapidly aging mother of one. Born randomly in the UK (a Geordie) but growing up in Australia. A teacher of students with learning difficulties. A frustrated actress and sometimes seamstress. She misses her family who moved back to the UK in 1981 and the friends she made when she lived there from 1994-2002. Married to Himself.
The Baby Angel: Daughter of Arizaphale. Born in the UK, her father lives in Sydney. Netballer, facebooker, reluctant mathematician and lover of travel and people.
Himself: Father of three and step father to the Baby Angel. He is a semi famous graphic designer whose recent work centres on websites. Himself is an inveterate sailor of dinghies, a passion shared by only one of his three sons although he never quits trying with the youngest one.....
No 2 Son: Intense, disorganised 23 year old, still living at home and ocasionally changing his sheets. He currently works as a builders labourer and avoids dishes whenever possible. Brother to No 1 Son and half brother to Small Boy.
Small Boy: Now aged 13, he lives with us on two weekends out of three. He loves X Box and manipulating his parents. He loves his step mother. He just doesn't know it yet. Half brother to No1 and 2 Sons. Has two other half siblings who live with his mother.
No 1 Son: We never see him ever since his father bought him a white T shirt for Christmas. Which is kind of understandable. I mean, he works on cars! Brother to No 2 Son and half brother to Small Boy.
